Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Shakespeare did it... Imma do it too.

Floops (Flo - oop - s)
adverb
: feeling just not quite well; often referring to stomach pain, perhaps of a lactose intolerance nature; used to describe feeling not fully ill, but not entirely well

Shmoops (Shh - moo - ps)
verb
: a state of being which is at once sad, lonely, blue, utterly icky and "I need a cuddle"-like

Narf (N - a - rff)
exclamation; serves no function in a sentence
: best said in a high-pitched tone; a word without meaning, to be interjected whenever bored, in need of subject change, or feeling cute

Sloop (sl - u - p)
noun
: the sound I imagine is made by skis when one is downhill skiing, not having ever skied myself; a word to exclaim in an elevator when throwing a skittle, to see if it ricochets off the walls (it won't).

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