Thursday, May 6, 2010

A Note to the Former Fratellis


Dear members of the formerly existing music group The Fratellis,

Get back together you skanks.

I miss your bad hair and tight pants already. I miss that half of you look like middle aged-men, and the other half look tired, and I miss watching you live at music festivals, my rib cage being bruised against the barrier.

With much love,
Julia.